The internet is a magical place, full of unicorns, cupcakes and claymores. Video games make it totally legal to shank my friends and influence people. These are snippets from the life of a 5'8" video game-playing, internet meme-loving, former model and model nerd.

 

Bacon Tux: I don’t know whether to be disturbed or delighted that this exists. I mean, it goes with meat dresses so nicely!
(via Reddit)

Bacon Tux: I don’t know whether to be disturbed or delighted that this exists. I mean, it goes with meat dresses so nicely!

(via Reddit)

"Starry Night" - bacon style.
thedailywhat:

Fine Art of the Day: Nommy, Nommy Night: Van Gogh’s “The Starry Night” recreated with bacon by Instructables member / bacon-enthusiast  CopperTwist for the site’s Bacon Contest.
Bacon.
[geekosystem.]

"Starry Night" - bacon style.

thedailywhat:

Fine Art of the Day: Nommy, Nommy Night: Van Gogh’s “The Starry Night” recreated with bacon by Instructables member / bacon-enthusiast  CopperTwist for the site’s Bacon Contest.

Bacon.

[geekosystem.]

Four Loko Chili and Four Loko in a Bacon Cup. This is for @DerEpic.

thedailywhat:

Epic Meal of the Day: Four Loko got banned? Not in Canada, ladies. The Epic Meal Timekeepers pour a whole mess of canned blackout over mounds of chili’d bacon, choke it with cheese, and serve it up on a paddle, Crazy Alcohol Rainbow Pig-style.

Next Time: Mini-Quiches.

[emt.]