The internet is a magical place, full of unicorns, cupcakes and claymores. Video games make it totally legal to shank my friends and influence people. These are snippets from the life of a 5'8" video game-playing, internet meme-loving, former model and model nerd.

 

Look, New York, Houston has burroughs, too. We just don’t feel a need to name them.
judgmentalmaps:

Houston, TXby jr.ewing.78
jr.ewing.78 Copr. 2014. All Rights Reserved.

Look, New York, Houston has burroughs, too. We just don’t feel a need to name them.

judgmentalmaps:

Houston, TX
by jr.ewing.78

jr.ewing.78 Copr. 2014. All Rights Reserved.

New Death From Above 1979 — “Trainwreck 1979”

It’s a little bit a departure, but still enjoyable.

iheartchaos:

Brett Domino’s easy guide to making a hit pop song

I’ve got a fever and the only cure is more bassoon.

Submitted by Delsyd

I… No words. Just… Bassoon is awesome when paired with sarcasm.

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”


You’ve hit a new stride when you make headlines like this.

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

You’ve hit a new stride when you make headlines like this.

(Source: hobnobbly)

archiemcphee:

Adrian Drake (aka BrickFrenzy) built this incredibly awesome LEGO Bender Bending Rodríguez sculpture for the 2014 Brickworld convention. Including his vital antenna, Bender stands six feet tall and was built over the course of one month using approximately 20,000 LEGO bricks. He even features a fully-functional chest cavity for storing booze and cigars. But please, nobody tell him that he doesn’t actually have a shiny metal ass.

To make matters even cooler, The Brothers Brick contributor Simon Liu took it upon himself to build a life-size Nixon head (out of his jar, but afflicted with a brain slug) that fit on top of LEGO Bender’s body. Liu also had a bit of fun wearing Bender’s head.

[via The Brothers Brick]

Holy crap. Lego Bender. Do want!

Seriously. @dollarshaveclub had the best marketing ever. #greatess #lesshairyness

Seriously. @dollarshaveclub had the best marketing ever. #greatess #lesshairyness