The internet is a magical place, full of unicorns, cupcakes and claymores. Video games make it totally legal to shank my friends and influence people. These are snippets from the life of a 5'8" video game-playing, internet meme-loving, former model and model nerd.

 

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

Comedy is funny because we’d spend all day cringing if laughing wasn’t easier.

agentmlovestacos:

This mailbox has seen better days.

I didn’t know mailboxes could get beaten up like this. Always thought they were made out of adamantium or something.

agentmlovestacos:

This mailbox has seen better days.

I didn’t know mailboxes could get beaten up like this. Always thought they were made out of adamantium or something.

South Dakota Banning Sex-Based Abortions Because of Racism

Yeah, you read it. I wrote it. Seriously, they’re blaming Asians aborting girls for the “necessity” of this bill.

This is horseshit. If you live in South Dakota, for the love of God, get your senators some mental healthcare. They’re off the rails.

Brian Williams does “Rappers Delight,” with a little help from Bryant Gumble.

Facebook Is Struggling to Achieve Marquee Status With Movie Advertisers

More insight into Facebook’s problems with reaching and retaining Millennials. Let’s face it: A lot of us have more important things to do than see a bunch of ads for shit we don’t care about.

No lie: This is like the brisket of teas. Someone please get me some Texas toast ASAP. #WestChinaTeaCo #TeaForTwo  (at Spider House Patio Bar & Cafe)

No lie: This is like the brisket of teas. Someone please get me some Texas toast ASAP. #WestChinaTeaCo #TeaForTwo (at Spider House Patio Bar & Cafe)